On the D'Arcy's anniversary, Marcy makes Jefferson promise they will spend a quiet, romantic evening together alone, and that he won't hang around Al. Naturally, Jefferson gets lured away to the nudie bar by Al and the NO MA'AM guys. One thing leads to the next and a drunken Al and Jefferson go to a tattoo shop where Jefferson decides to get Marcy the ultimate anniversary gift - an "I Love Marcy" tattoo. Only problem is that the tattoo artist has been partying with them and ends up giving him an "I Love Mary" tattoo. Al must help him figure out a way to get this past Marcy.