For Al's birthday, Peggy decides to give him a sexy photo of herself to hang in the shoe store - but the photographer decides to hang a giant version of the same photo right outside the store. Naturally this can not be tolerated, so Al enlists the help of Marcy's feminist group "FANG" (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys) to eliminate the offending image. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud can't seem to find the right present for Al. [Note: there is an extra "present" scene with Al, Kelly, and Bud during the end credits]