Bud's community-service assignment is the one he's least suited for: counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Meanwhile, Al and Peg go to the video store. [Note: a "Dutch" poster is on the wall in the store; the following x-rated film titles are given: Schindler's Lust, Joy Slut Club, Forrest Hump, Mrs. Assfire, Booty and the Beast, Silence of the Loins]